Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Open him a secret savings account. Continue to pay all gift monies, tooth-fairy moneys, all that sh*te into it until he is 18, when you can proudly present him with enough cash to get 3 Ukrainian hookers and 5 grams of charlie with which to correctly celebrate his birthday.
Every birthday we buy Louis a bottle of vintage Louis Roederer, with the intention of presenting him with all of them when he's 18. Though with his effete Jewish heritage he'll probably sell them.