'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
I've a friend who is a Stoke fan and went drinking with him and some of his mates pre the semi-final a few years back (season they lost to City in the final I guess). All good lads and none of the animosity towards Arsenal that you get from the terraces (or, more pertinently, these days, online)