Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
About lower league clubs.

Will be attending a birthday party for a Stoke City fan in a few weeks.

Loads of Stok-ies will be there.

Quite looking forward to it to be honest with you.

Nice people & always treated me fairly.

but I’m hoping they don’t win any more games between now and then so I can bust out my compass joke ie what do stoke and compass have in common? They both got 4 points
Only 4 cardinal points, to be ecclesiastically picky about it. A compass can theoretically have any number of points within the range n^2, as I'm sure the Stokies would be quick to point out.

Point. Ha ha.

I'm sure Stokies are ok outside of the Barad-dûr Bowl, or whatever it's called now. I worked on some industrial chimney design software for a company in Stoke. Long ago before Thatcher stole all the factories.