I lost sympathy when I got to the bit when they complain that they had to wipe his arse three times.
If you've agreed - however reluctantly - to wipe someone's arse, you can't then quibble about the number of wipes required. You wipe till there's no more shiiite, surely? And that's hardly the fault of the sh*tter.
True enough imo.
btw, it looks as though Neil Warnock beat us all to the bad taste joke punch.
Surely it's only social norms and a sense of dignity that prevents us enjoying having our arses wiped as adults?
I mean, my son is perfectly capable of wiping his own, but he's in no rush to stop me doing it for him. And I can't say I blame him.
The Monarch used always to have a Groom of the Stool whose job it was to wipe his arse. It was a much sought after position, since it meant you had - as well as other body parts - the King's ear.