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Thread: Alors GG, je viens a Paris!

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    Alors GG, je viens a Paris!

    Terms agreed with Societe Generale, the Frenchies have issued me a visa and a lovely French lady is looking for a 3 bed apartment for me and Mrs WES in the 17th, ideally Courcelles or Villiers, near Parc Monceau.

    Je serai Parisien! Je deteste les touristes!

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    Bravo cet homme!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Terms agreed with Societe Generale, the Frenchies have issued me a visa and a lovely French lady is looking for a 3 bed apartment for me and Mrs WES in the 17th, ideally Courcelles or Villiers, near Parc Monceau.

    Je serai Parisien! Je deteste les touristes!
    Well, that's the Continent gone.

    Best of luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Well, that's the Continent gone.

    Best of luck
    Right. They're going to force us all to speak French.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Well, that's the Continent gone.

    Best of luck
    Worst thing to happen to Paris since the Wehrmacht rolled in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Terms agreed with Societe Generale, the Frenchies have issued me a visa and a lovely French lady is looking for a 3 bed apartment for me and Mrs WES in the 17th, ideally Courcelles or Villiers, near Parc Monceau.

    Je serai Parisien! Je deteste les touristes!
    Tabarnak! 10 characters

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    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Terms agreed with Societe Generale, the Frenchies have issued me a visa and a lovely French lady is looking for a 3 bed apartment for me and Mrs WES in the 17th, ideally Courcelles or Villiers, near Parc Monceau.

    Je serai Parisien! Je deteste les touristes!
    Oh, that's wicked, mate. Should be sorted for La Défense - one change and a very short journey time. Much better than the 16e for you, imo. Easy to get into the centre or down to the 16e.

    Great park, too, for walking your hounds. Only a mile to the river as well.

    And they'll love you when you go native. If you're a Rosbif who lives there and speaks the lingo, you'll fit right in complaining about the tourists.

    If, Ganpati willing, I get out there in December, do you fancy meeting up for a quick drink? Might even be able to take in a match.

    {Though my record on that isn't great. Found a French pub near me in the 4e, other side of Rivoli and asked them if I could watch the Arse-Rennes game there the next day. They checked, said no other French teams were playing so fine.

    Got a pint, we went 1-0 up, ordered another pint, about 30 mins into the game. And as soon as I did that, their telly channel stopped working. Had to rush the pint I was hoping to last me the next 30-45 min, walked back checking the score and they equalised. Then they scored 2 more when I was back in the flat. Thank Ganpati we won the return 3-0.

    Anyway, you must be well chuffed, mate. How long does the nice lady say it's gonna take to find you your new chez-vous?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post

    Got a pint, we went 1-0 up, ordered another pint, about 30 mins into the game. And as soon as I did that, their telly channel stopped working. Had to rush the pint I was hoping to last me the next 30-45 min, walked back checking the score and they equalised. Then they scored 2 more when I was back in the flat. Thank Ganpati we won the return 3-0.
    And yesterday your stream died at half-time. There's a message in there somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pjlincs View Post
    And yesterday your stream died at half-time. There's a message in there somewhere.
    Yeah, but what is it?

    1. When I pay to buy beer in a bar with legal telly and it dies at HT, we lose. When I don't pay for a stream and it dies at HT, we win, so stay illegal?

    2. I'm just cursed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
    Yeah, but what is it?

    1. When I pay to buy beer in a bar with legal telly and it dies at HT, we lose. When I don't pay for a stream and it dies at HT, we win, so stay illegal?

    2. I'm just cursed?
    2. You've enough deities to have risked upsetting at least one of them. My money's on Parvati.

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