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Thread: When we first signed Timber I read somewhere that he was too nice

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    When we first signed Timber I read somewhere that he was too nice

    and too pretty a footballer for the Premier League.

    He must have undergone some transformation. The man is a beast and he was excellent again yesterday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    and too pretty a footballer for the Premier League.

    He must have undergone some transformation. The man is a beast and he was excellent again yesterday
    maybe we actually got the evil twin instead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    maybe we actually got the evil twin instead
    A force vergence, do you mean? Well, it rarely works in Star Wars but perhaps we'll have better luck.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    A force vergence, do you mean? Well, it rarely works in Star Wars but perhaps we'll have better luck.
    I was thinking more of the Simpsons Halloween episode when they had evil Bart locked in the attic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I was thinking more of the Simpsons Halloween episode when they had evil Bart locked in the attic
    Still worried that Calafiori is too handsome. We are much better when we have ugly defenders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Still worried that Calafiori is too handsome. We are much better when we have ugly defenders.
    Tbf, we have a squad of very handsome men

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Tbf, we have a squad of very handsome men
    We need to bring in a couple of right ugly *******s in January

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Still worried that Calafiori is too handsome. We are much better when we have ugly defenders.
    Screenshot 2024-09-24 at 13.53.07.jpg

    10 characters. Might as well say he was the sort of composed, ball playing CH that MA would love. When we signed BW, who I'd never seen, and heard that he was meant to be the best, young ball playing CH in the country, I hoped he'd be our new O'Leary.

    But next season, we got Big Willy. Timber looks tops but I reckon if Willy was injured, he'd move BW inside and play JT at RB cos he's only 5'9".

    Cala could be, like Willy, a composed, ball playing CH if Gabby was injured, I reckon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Still worried that Calafiori is too handsome. We are much better when we have ugly defenders.
    Italian defenders usually are though - Maldini and Cannavaro spring to mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Italian defenders usually are though - Maldini and Cannavaro spring to mind
    Nesta
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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