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Thread: Called my dad earlier to talk him through boiling himself

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    Called my dad earlier to talk him through boiling himself

    some broccoli.

    The first stumbling block arrived when he revealed
    he didnít know how to turn his oven hob on.

    You see what Iím dealing with here, chaps

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    some broccoli.

    The first stumbling block arrived when he revealed
    he didn’t know how to turn his oven hob on.

    You see what I’m dealing with here, chaps
    Someone who doesn't want to eat broccoli by the sounds of it. Just tell him to get some oven chips

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    some broccoli.

    The first stumbling block arrived when he revealed
    he didn’t know how to turn his oven hob on.

    You see what I’m dealing with here, chaps
    Advise him to boil them for at least 40 minutes... but warn him not to get too near any naked flames for the next 24 hours

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