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Thread: Nicola Sturgeon. Be honest now:

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    Nicola Sturgeon. Be honest now:

    would you bone it if it turned out she had a cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    would you bone it if it turned out she had a cock?
    Not if it was bigger than mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Not if it was bigger than mine.
    You won't notice the size if her bóllócks are dangling in your eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You won't notice the size if her bóllócks are dangling in your eyes.
    You didn't say anything about bóllocks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    would you bone it if it turned out she had a cock?
    I went out with a Jockette for several months in 1997. Got left to die in the Amazon with her by some dodgy Ecuadorian called Diego. Female jocks are strange, C. So I'd suggest staying well clear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
    I went out with a Jockette for several months in 1997. Got left to die in the Amazon with her by some dodgy Ecuadorian called Diego. Female jocks are strange, C. So I'd suggest staying well clear.
    Did she have a cock and balls though, g? That's the angle we're considering today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Did she have a cock and balls though, g? That's the angle we're considering today.
    I'm saying yes to cock, no to balls.

    So mid-op tranny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I'm saying yes to cock, no to balls.

    So mid-op tranny.
    I have a number of friends who could have this as a mission statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Did she have a cock and balls though, g? That's the angle we're considering today.
    No, but when we did shedloads of acid on the Pacific coast, she did go all hairy for a minute.

    We got thrown out of the hotel - I tried to get them to light a candle for me so we could keep lighting fags, but they could feel all the energy and thought we were performing some black magic ceremony or something.

    The next evening, I ate an endangered lobster (well, langouste, not an homard) in my seafood soup. I don't recommend it. You could taste the fear of extinction in his flesh.

    But Jockettes are the same whether they have a visible cock and balls or not. Stay well clear, imo.

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