As I approach my final few years I am becoming more philosophical.

[Sir C]

He's realised that he has no head, imo.

http://www.headless.org/on-having-no-head.htm

What is this unmitigated *******s?

I'm going to die wishing I'd stabbed you.

[Monty92]

What is this unmitigated *******s?

I'm going to die wishing I'd stabbed you.

Do you see your head right now? Hmmmm?

Ruminate on that before you die, old man.

[Burney]

What is this unmitigated *******s?

I'm going to die wishing I'd stabbed you.

Anyway, back to politics. Last night, I was thinking that Lisa Nandy seems nice and has a kind face.

[Sir C]

Anyway, back to politics. Last night, I was thinking that Lisa Nandy seems nice and has a kind face.

I've never heard her speak but she looks a bit mumsy.

Not sure how she fits into the angrysex dungeon. Hopefully she'll say something about redistributing wealth and I'll pop her straight in.

[Burney]

I've never heard her speak but she looks a bit mumsy.

Not sure how she fits into the angrysex dungeon. Hopefully she'll say something about redistributing wealth and I'll pop her straight in.

I was thinking about the sex with her and I can't imagine her being terribly enthusiastic. I think she'd see it as a chore.

Mind you, of the available options, she's probably the least revolting. Even the possibilities offered by Long-Bailey's tiny facial orifice couldn't persuade me to go near her.