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Thread: As I approach my final few years I am becoming more philosophical.

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    As I approach my final few years I am becoming more philosophical.

    What a waste of a fúcking life.

    You youngsters take some advice from an old man.

    Be better. Do something, fo fúck's sake.

    AND DON'T HURT PEOPLE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What a waste of a fúcking life.

    You youngsters take some advice from an old man.

    Be better. Do something, fo fúck's sake.

    AND DON'T HURT PEOPLE!
    Not even Jews?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What a waste of a fúcking life.

    You youngsters take some advice from an old man.

    Be better. Do something, fo fúck's sake.

    AND DON'T HURT PEOPLE!
    Oh, God! You're not having some sort of existential crisis, are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, God! You're not having some sort of existential crisis, are you?
    He's realised that he has no head, imo.

    http://www.headless.org/on-having-no-head.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    He's realised that he has no head, imo.

    http://www.headless.org/on-having-no-head.htm
    Is this some of your hippy-dippy meditation/mindfulness bullshít, m? Because if it is, I've no truck with that sort of thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, God! You're not having some sort of existential crisis, are you?
    I'm just coming to terms with the fact that, within the next few years, I will return to dust - and what will be my legacy? Some disappointed women and a chap with a damaged spleen.

    There's no time left to build an empire or write a great novel. All will have been in vain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    He's realised that he has no head, imo.

    http://www.headless.org/on-having-no-head.htm
    What is this unmitigated *******s?

    I'm going to die wishing I'd stabbed you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Is this some of your hippy-dippy meditation/mindfulness bullshít, m? Because if it is, I've no truck with that sort of thing.
    I know you don't, but that's fine - we're all allowed one glaring intellectual blind-spot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'm just coming to terms with the fact that, within the next few years, I will return to dust - and what will be my legacy? Some disappointed women and a chap with a damaged spleen.

    There's no time left to build an empire or write a great novel. All will have been in vain.
    Were you hoping to build an empire or write a great novel particularly? Because I have to tell you that empire builders and novelists don't seem terribly happy, either.

    Anyway, if it helps, in a few billion years, our sun will die and our solar system will collapse and there'll be no remnant of anything. I find that very comforting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What is this unmitigated *******s?

    I'm going to die wishing I'd stabbed you.
    Do you see your head right now? Hmmmm?

    Ruminate on that before you die, old man.

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