What a waste of a fúcking life.
You youngsters take some advice from an old man.
Be better. Do something, fo fúck's sake.
AND DON'T HURT PEOPLE!
What a waste of a fúcking life.
You youngsters take some advice from an old man.
Be better. Do something, fo fúck's sake.
AND DON'T HURT PEOPLE!
Not even Jews?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Oh, God! You're not having some sort of existential crisis, are you? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
He's realised that he has no head, imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
http://www.headless.org/on-having-no-head.htm
Is this some of your hippy-dippy meditation/mindfulness bullshít, m? Because if it is, I've no truck with that sort of thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I'm just coming to terms with the fact that, within the next few years, I will return to dust - and what will be my legacy? Some disappointed women and a chap with a damaged spleen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
There's no time left to build an empire or write a great novel. All will have been in vain.
What is this unmitigated *******s?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I'm going to die wishing I'd stabbed you. :-(
I know you don't, but that's fine - we're all allowed one glaring intellectual blind-spot :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Were you hoping to build an empire or write a great novel particularly? Because I have to tell you that empire builders and novelists don't seem terribly happy, either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Anyway, if it helps, in a few billion years, our sun will die and our solar system will collapse and there'll be no remnant of anything. I find that very comforting.
Do you see your head right now? Hmmmm?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Ruminate on that before you die, old man.
Anyway, back to politics. Last night, I was thinking that Lisa Nandy seems nice and has a kind face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
This is down to that nonce-voiced weirdo Sam Harris, isn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I've never heard her speak but she looks a bit mumsy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Not sure how she fits into the angrysex dungeon. Hopefully she'll say something about redistributing wealth and I'll pop her straight in.
Is he that gay singer lad?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I was thinking about the sex with her and I can't imagine her being terribly enthusiastic. I think she'd see it as a chore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Mind you, of the available options, she's probably the least revolting. Even the possibilities offered by Long-Bailey's tiny facial orifice couldn't persuade me to go near her.
No. He's that well-known oxymoron, an American intellectual.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The secret to writing a great novel c is to actually start writing it. It's a prerequisite in fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Never mind that, h. I've just discovered that there was a large-scale military operation in 1945 called 'Operation Blackcock' and it's making me chuckle a great deal. :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
One can only conjecture b, that this was connected with the influx to this island of thousands of young, and hitherto unknown black American boys when the US Army decamped here prior to D-Day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Word quickly spread that they possessed stupendously large cocks and most of our women, licentious gin drinking slatterns every one, couldn't wait to 'ave some.
Operation Blackcock was the effort to wean the girls off of these monstrous members before Tommy returned from the front to discover his wife's fanny, previously exhibiting a pleasing tautness, now resembled a well worn sea-boot.
'The fact that I happened to be walking in the Himalayas at the time probably had little to do with it'Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Some classic humblebragging there Clive.