You poor emasculated fools. Britain adopting speed limiters in its cars.

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03-27-2019, 03:43 PM
eastgermanautos

You poor emasculated fools. Britain adopting speed limiters in its cars.

Next thing will be half-strength Viagra, you watch. You know, as much as I have disliked your attacks on the nanny-state, I see now that you have some points in your favor. They tryna control yalls, Nurse Ratched, head nurse, trying ta crush you with her meaty thighs!

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-47715415
03-27-2019, 03:46 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by eastgermanautos

Next thing will be half-strength Viagra, you watch. You know, as much as I have disliked your attacks on the nanny-state, I see now that you have some points in your favor. They tryna control yalls, Nurse Ratched, head nurse, trying ta crush you with her meaty thighs!

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-47715415

Yes. You realise, of course, that this is entirely an EU scheme that has no British political will behind it whatsoever?

And you think us being in the EU was a good thing, remember?

Do try to pay attention, ega. :rolleyes:
03-27-2019, 03:48 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. You realise, of course, that this is entirely an EU scheme that has no British political will behind it whatsoever?

And you think us being in the EU was a good thing, remember?

Do try to pay attention, ega. :rolleyes:

How's that going to work for track days? There has to be some sort of "Off" option
03-27-2019, 03:48 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by eastgermanautos

Next thing will be half-strength Viagra, you watch. You know, as much as I have disliked your attacks on the nanny-state, I see now that you have some points in your favor. They tryna control yalls, Nurse Ratched, head nurse, trying ta crush you with her meaty thighs!

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-47715415

You faggits allowed the EPA to emasculate your cars 40 years ago, suckah. That's why your average septic 7 litre engine develops 112 bhp. :hehe: And you can't manage manual gearboxes. :hehe:
03-27-2019, 03:49 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by eastgermanautos

Next thing will be half-strength Viagra, you watch. You know, as much as I have disliked your attacks on the nanny-state, I see now that you have some points in your favor. They tryna control yalls, Nurse Ratched, head nurse, trying ta crush you with her meaty thighs!

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-47715415

Things are already bad enough with my car slowing down when some ***** pulls in front of me too closely or near stalling at roundabouts when the car thinks the engine needs be turned off.

BÃ³llocks to 'safety systems', they can ***** off imo
03-27-2019, 03:52 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Things are already bad enough with my car slowing down when some ***** pulls in front of me too closely or near stalling at roundabouts when the car thinks the engine needs be turned off.

BÃ³llocks to 'safety systems', they can ***** off imo

And yet you reject proper razors?

Pure hypocrisy.
03-27-2019, 03:54 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You faggits allowed the EPA to emasculate your cars 40 years ago, suckah. That's why your average septic 7 litre engine develops 112 bhp. :hehe: And you can't manage manual gearboxes. :hehe:

and have a speed limit of 55mph (it might be 60 mph in some States)
03-27-2019, 03:55 PM
eastgermanautos

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You faggits allowed the EPA to emasculate your cars 40 years ago, suckah. That's why your average septic 7 litre engine develops 112 bhp. :hehe: And you can't manage manual gearboxes. :hehe:

I don't believe a word of what you're saying. Not one goddamned word. We are proud and free, ride or die bro.
03-27-2019, 03:55 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

And yet you reject proper razors?

Pure hypocrisy.

I don't drive my fÃºcking razor, you daft twÃ¡t!
03-27-2019, 03:56 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

I don't drive my fÃºcking razor, you daft twÃ¡t!

There's language now.
03-27-2019, 03:56 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by PSRB

and have a speed limit of 55mph (it might be 60 mph in some States)

And their coffee is as weak as pÃ*ss, they can't make beer to save their lives, their hotels all smell the same and for a nation of 300 million never to have produced a single decent cheese is an utter disgrace.
03-27-2019, 03:57 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

There's language now.

you're welcome, sc.
03-27-2019, 03:58 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by eastgermanautos

I don't believe a word of what you're saying. Not one goddamned word. We are proud and free, ride or die bro.

You better believe it, bud.

Also, many of your women are fat.
03-27-2019, 04:00 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You better believe it, bud.

Also, many of your women are fat.

Increasingly, I'm coming to believe that the only two things I like about the states are sandwiches and the ready availability of cocktails.

Mind you, they can't make a gin and tonic.
03-27-2019, 04:01 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Increasingly, I'm coming to believe that the only two things I like about the states are sandwiches and the ready availability of cocktails.

Mind you, they can't make a gin and tonic.

I reatin a grudging respect for the art of the diner hash-slinger and the availability of decent cheeseburgers.

Otherwise, you can keep it.
03-27-2019, 04:03 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I reatin a grudging respect for the art of the diner hash-slinger and the availability of decent cheeseburgers.

Otherwise, you can keep it.

Have you been to Fatburger in Camden?

Some things just don't travel well :-(
03-27-2019, 04:05 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Have you been to Fatburger in Camden?

Some things just don't travel well :-(

I haven't been to Camden for years, thank God.

I had a Five Guys and a wossname, what's the other one? Shake Shack recently.

Not bad. Not bad at all.
03-27-2019, 04:07 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Burney

Increasingly, I'm coming to believe that the only two things I like about the states are sandwiches and the ready availability of cocktails.

Mind you, they can't make a gin and tonic.

How can you not make a G&T?
03-27-2019, 04:10 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I reatin a grudging respect for the art of the diner hash-slinger and the availability of decent cheeseburgers.

Otherwise, you can keep it.

Oh, I had a truly horrid 'hash' for breakfast in Dallas. Worst thing I've eaten in a hotel in years.

It was described thusly:
'Brisket Hash
two poached cage-free eggs | smoked brisket | sautÃ©ed
jalapeÃ±os | potatoes | onions | chipotle hollandaise'

It was, in fact, some sort of hideous watery beef stew with boiled potatoes lurking init and with incongruous eggs on top.

I had to push it away. Seriously, what kind of animal would think that represents breakfast?
03-27-2019, 04:10 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

How can you not make a G&T?

Flat tonic. A lump (rather than a twist) of lime and not enough ice.
03-27-2019, 04:12 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, I had a truly horrid 'hash' for breakfast in Dallas. Worst thing I've eaten in a hotel in years.

It was described thusly:
'Brisket Hash
two poached cage-free eggs | smoked brisket | sautÃ©ed
jalapeÃ±os | potatoes | onions | chipotle hollandaise'

It was, in fact, some sort of hideous watery beef stew with boiled potatoes lurking init and with incongruous eggs on top.

I had to push it away. Seriously, what kind of animal would think that represents breakfast?

I had a coirned beef hash for breakfast in San Fran once that lingers in the memory. Mind you, I hadn't been to bed yet having been on the gak all night in the company of strippers.

That was quite a trip, in hindsight.
03-27-2019, 04:15 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I had a coirned beef hash for breakfast in San Fran once that lingers in the memory. Mind you, I hadn't been to bed yet having been on the gak all night in the company of strippers.

That was quite a trip, in hindsight.

I'm sure it's the hash I was imagining when I ordered mine. :-(

I make a damn good corned beef hash, actually. But the wife doesn't like runny eggs, so I don't get to make it often. :-(
03-27-2019, 04:18 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I'm sure it's the hash I was imagining when I ordered mine. :-(

I make a damn good corned beef hash, actually. But the wife doesn't like runny eggs, so I don't get to make it often. :-(

I used to make it every Monday using the excess roast potatoes I purposely cooked on Sunday. However, the Time Of The Great Dieting put paid to that tradition and it never returned :-(

I've got new chickens, btw, and they've just started laying. Oh God, poached eggs made with sub-one hour old eggs from a fresh young hen... :cloud9:
03-27-2019, 04:19 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I'm sure it's the hash I was imagining when I ordered mine. :-(

I make a damn good corned beef hash, actually. But the wife doesn't like runny eggs, so I don't get to make it often. :-(

Wait, can't you just make the hash and turn her egg?
03-27-2019, 04:20 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Wait, can't you just make the hash and turn her egg?

She doesn't like fried eggs at all. :-( And there is no point to a hash without an egg.
03-27-2019, 04:20 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I used to make it every Monday using the excess roast potatoes I purposely cooked on Sunday. However, the Time Of The Great Dieting put paid to that tradition and it never returned :-(

I've got new chickens, btw, and they've just started laying. Oh God, poached eggs made with sub-one hour old eggs from a fresh young hen... :cloud9:

You sound like a bit of a chicken pÃ¡edo.
03-27-2019, 04:38 PM
eastgermanautos

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You better believe it, bud.

Also, many of your women are fat.

We look upon it as a challenge to our pen!ses to match their heft. I'm only half joking. :-D
03-27-2019, 05:44 PM
WES

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You faggits allowed the EPA to emasculate your cars 40 years ago, suckah. That's why your average septic 7 litre engine develops 112 bhp. :hehe: And you can't manage manual gearboxes. :hehe:

A quick google shows that and Aston Martin DB9 with a 5.9 litre engine generates 450hp

A Ford Mustang with a 5 lite engine generates 480hp

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