Fair play. That's a lot of food.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-45264871
Fair play. That's a lot of food.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-45264871
chips with a full English?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
not for me, Clive.
Edit: Onion rings? FFS
I think when we're in this sort of territory, all bets are off as regards content. It's all about quantity.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I can't help but think of the sh1t he's going to have later. :-(
So you're ok with a burger then? Deviant.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
He (and his type) are the ones leaving those immovable jobbies in the toilets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
But still, onion rings? really?
A sort of McSausage burger? Fine with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
Look, I feel we're all missing the point here! Ne'er do well and keen scag monkey Doherty has eaten a surprisingly large meal and washed it down with fvcking Yazoo!Quote:
Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
Christ!
No wonder he looks such a fúcking mess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
If it's a Bird's Eye frozen burger that's been fried, no worries. It it's a proper burger, or if there's any sort of bun involved, it's deviancy good and proper.Quote:
Originally Posted by 71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
They were always a treat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Beef heart and fat with some spices and salt all held together with rusk :cloud:
I bought a packet recently. I had one, fried, with a slice of cheddar half-heartedly melted on top, in a crispy roll with tomato sauce, just like my mama used to make in the 1970s.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
It was every bit as perfect as you remember.
No beer? Poofta imoQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
He probs had a bit of coke with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Optional chips are ok, in a big brekky, but not onion rings.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
What gets me though is the 'beans OR tomato'. I mean seriously, what the chuffing Belgium is going on there? It's a MEGA Breakfast, not a Set Breakfast #1. Beans AND tomato.
And the man has eaten over half the plate and there are still three eggs left untouched. Madness. Utter madness.
RIP Curly :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
When I moved into my first squat after finishing uni in '92, I ended up having my giro day fry up as 2 eggs, 2 sausages, 2 black pudding, mushrooms and chips. (And proper French or Belgian style frites, not any of your fat, English muck.)Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
With a pint of milk to drink whilst eating the first half, a frothy, sweet milk coffee with the 2nd half once it had cooled down, and a can of Coke at the end to make you burp.
Mare St in Hackney. Heaven.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'd suggest a Man v Food scenario but that stunt barely describes either
No bacon?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
:redcard:
I know it makes me a heathen, but I preferred both sausages and black pudding to bacon, and they were all the same price.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
When I used to spend a bit of time in Amsterdam, we'd arrive on the over-night train from Paris and go to Barney's coffee shop down on Harlemmerstraat. You got an Irish Breakfast in there with white pudding.
Next door to the Pink Floyd Coffee Shop where we'd go cos it had a babyfoot table on the top (4th) floor, which was always free cos all the hippy tourists were too stoned to get above floor 2.
That chap must lose a fortune. That doesn't even look that hard. 4000 calories isn't much for a food challenge. I've deffo done breakfast ones myself that were at least 50% harder than that.
I'll tell you what's weird about that, g. A grown man drinking milk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
Milk makes your spit go all stringy. It is repulsive stuff. The best thing Mrs T ever did was liberate our children from the curse of milk.
post reported to SWQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It is a magnificent food, which quenches your thirst as it nourishes you. Designed to make a small cow double its weight every few weeks, it makes your bones strong and is packed full of goodies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
What Mrs T liberated us from was not milk, but rancid milk. As the capitalist dairies naturally persued their interests, they could maximise their profits by supplying old, rotten milk to schools, on the basis that no-one in those days would listen to whining children.
Are you a veal calf, a?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Most of the DNA is the same, I expect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Still nice with a Malted Milk biscuit, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
I still love a Malted Milk biscuit.
I can see what you mean. But it might have been the only hot meal for a fortnight, and you needed something to swig while waiting for the coffee to cool down. The coke was for the end with the bubbles to make you burp.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I am no expert on biological matters but assumed that it provided nutrients we weren't getting from the bottles of Merrydown Cider we drank of an evening in those days.
We used to get those at Nursery
That and a sweet on Fridays
I currently have two gallons of apple juice fermenting in my utility room, gg. By Christmas, it should have become finest madman's p1ss imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult
Excellent. Is it hard to do - turn apples into booze like a west country Jesus?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney