I always knew they were a bunch of ****ing weirdos on that show

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016...ion-of-murder/

Though I thought they would be arrested on noncey charges.

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Though I thought they would be arrested on noncey charges.

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He was the one who rather rashly admitted in his autobiography that he'd pushed someone into a canal in Amsterdam in his youth and killed them, I think. Clearly the Dutch plod have found a cold case that matches his story and felt his collar. Can hardly be shocked, I'd have thought.

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He was the one who rather rashly admitted in his autobiography that he'd pushed someone into a canal in Amsterdam in his youth and killed them, I think. Clearly the Dutch plod have found a cold case that matches his story and felt his collar. Can hardly be shocked, I'd have thought.

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:clap: :clap: what a genius. Hopefully, all that time in the question chamber might have prepared him for jail.

In other news - can people stop linking to the sodding Telegraph

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Though I thought they would be arrested on noncey charges.

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I bloody well knew it!! I applied Sir C logic to this man a year or so ago and commented to my girlfriend that I was certain he'd have stabbed at least one man in his life. He has an incredibly unkind face.

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:clap: :clap: what a genius. Hopefully, all that time in the question chamber might have prepared him for jail.

In other news - can people stop linking to the sodding Telegraph

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I only did it as I could it seems posher than the mirror link I found.

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I bloody well knew it!! I applied Sir C logic to this man a year or so ago and commented to my girlfriend that I was certain he'd have stabbed at least one man in his life. He has an incredibly unkind face.

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Well, he didn't stab someone and he admitted to it about a year or so ago. But, well done, r - great spot

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I only did it as I could it seems posher than the mirror link I found.

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It's all right Pat - we all think you're common anyway

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Well, he didn't stab someone and he admitted to it about a year or so ago. But, well done, r - great spot

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I rather mean that I could tell he was capable of deeply unpleasant things merely by looking at him.

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:clap: :clap: what a genius. Hopefully, all that time in the question chamber might have prepared him for jail.

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I do like the fact that the trial will mostly consist of the prosecution reading out his own book and him looking a bit sheepish. :hehe:

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I rather mean that I could tell he was capable of deeply unpleasant things merely by looking at him.

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Oh, the kind face rule is infallible.

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It's all right Pat - we all think you're common anyway

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What is the criteria for being common?

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Oh, the kind face rule is infallible.

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It's true, actually. You'll struggle to find a serial killer with a kind face.

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What is the criteria for being common?

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A heart of gold, p - or being Canadian

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What is the criteria for being common?

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Not knowing that criteria takes the plural. :-)

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Not knowing that criteria takes the plural. :-)

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I could type criterion but then I would be accused of doing it on purpose.

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I could type criterion but then I would be accused of doing it on purpose.

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Good Lord, a gentleman would never eat at The Criterion. A clip joint for tourists, when last I looked.

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Good Lord, a gentleman would never eat at The Criterion. A clip joint for tourists, when last I looked.

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:hehe: Anyway you've all offended me greatly. I will never post on here again.

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Good Lord, a gentleman would never eat at The Criterion. A clip joint for tourists, when last I looked.

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I've only ever been to it twice. Both times for Christmas parties. The food was basically pub standard, but both times I ended up staggering into Piccadilly Circus full of Christmas cheer, so it did the job.

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I've only ever been to it twice. Both times for Christmas parties. The food was basically pub standard, but both times I ended up staggering into Piccadilly Circus full of Christmas cheer, so it did the job.

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Oh it used to be jolly good fun when one was in town on a 48 during the last show, of course. But one was young then, and likely to die tomorrow, so some booze and a comely WAAF was enough for fleeting happiness.

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Oh it used to be jolly good fun when one was in town on a 48 during the last show, of course. But one was young then, and likely to die tomorrow, so some booze and a comely WAAF was enough for fleeting happiness.

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I do worry about you sometimes.