Booked the family in for a last minute weekend break in Kent this weekend at what I

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08-30-2018, 01:02 PM
Monty92

Booked the family in for a last minute weekend break in Kent this weekend at what I

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this :-|

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes :-(
08-30-2018, 01:06 PM
Burney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty92

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this :-|

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes :-(

Are those really the best pictures they could get of him? One where he looks like he's being driven to court to face charges of gross indecency and the other where he's looking like a mong in one of our worst ever kits (and one of his worst haircuts).
08-30-2018, 01:12 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Burney

Are those really the best pictures they could get of him? One where he looks like he's being driven to court to face charges of gross indecency and the other where he's looking like a mong in one of our worst ever kits (and one of his worst haircuts).

To be fair, when it comes to photos of Paul Merson looking like a mong, they could have chosen a lot worse.

Also, they probably need to manage expectations for anyone unaware of quite how thick he is.
08-30-2018, 01:19 PM
Sir C

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty92

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this :-|

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes :-(

I went to a wedding there.

Look, Canterbury is a fascinating city and I recommend lunch at The Goods Shed. There is a rather nice pub just down the road as well. Just stay Canterbury for as long as you can and return to the 'hotel' to enjoy the ambience and decor, pitched, I should say, halfway between an old people's home and a civic leisure centre :-(
08-30-2018, 01:20 PM
Ash

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty92

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this :-|

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes :-(

classy golf and spa hotel?

You grubby, nouveau-riche little oik, Montz!
08-30-2018, 01:23 PM
Monty92

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir C

I went to a wedding there.

Look, Canterbury is a fascinating city and I recommend lunch at The Goods Shed. There is a rather nice pub just down the road as well. Just stay Canterbury for as long as you can and return to the 'hotel' to enjoy the ambience and decor, pitched, I should say, halfway between an old people's home and a civic leisure centre :-(

We're visiting as part of a reconnaissance mission to work out where we'd like to live out of Folkestone, Faversham or Ramsgate.

What say you?
08-30-2018, 01:23 PM
WES

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty92

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this :-|

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes :-(

What did you expect? It's in Kent. You should assume you will surrounded by used car salesman while you're down there.

Not sure what you were thinking of, Monty. If you want to get out of the city and head south you have Surrey, Hampshire and West Sussex to choose from, all quite beautiful and upscale.

And you chose Kent? :hehe:
08-30-2018, 01:24 PM
IUFG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty92

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this :-|

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes :-(

DISCO?

get in.
https://i.imgur.com/4p8OSqC.gif
08-30-2018, 01:24 PM
Monty92

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash

classy golf and spa hotel?

You grubby, nouveau-riche little oik, Montz!

Well I was never gonna be old money. so what's a poor Jew to do? :shrug:

In my defence, availability is scarce and it was pretty much either there or here:

https://chandosguesthouse.co.uk/
08-30-2018, 01:26 PM
Burney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty92

To be fair, when it comes to photos of Paul Merson looking like a mong, they could have chosen a lot worse.

Also, they probably need to manage expectations for anyone unaware of quite how thick he is.

Fair points both. And, when it comes to the salmon fishcakes, they are the sort of food that people who'd go to something like that would consider fancy without being too challenging.
08-30-2018, 01:26 PM
Monty92

Quote:

Originally Posted by WES

What did you expect? It's in Kent. You should assume you will surrounded by used car salesman while you're down there.

Not sure what you were thinking of, Monty. If you want to get out of the city and head south you have Surrey, Hampshire and West Sussex to choose from, all quite beautiful and upscale.

And you chose Kent? :hehe:

We're probably gonna move there as we need to be commutable to London, which restricts us to Kent or Essex if we're gonna get ourselves a nice big family house.

Unless you fancy chucking us £500k and then we can stay in Hampstead.
08-30-2018, 01:29 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Unless you fancy chucking us £500k and then we can stay in Hampstead.

Shirley, a man of your means and a six figure income must be able to stay (nearly) in Hampstead?
08-30-2018, 01:29 PM
Ash

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty92

Well I was never gonna be old money. so what's a poor Jew to do? :shrug:

In my defence, availability is scarce and it was pretty much either there or here:

https://chandosguesthouse.co.uk/

You don't need to be rich, just find a nice cosy, romantic coaching inn.
08-30-2018, 01:30 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by IUFG

Shirley, a man of your means and a six figure income must be able to stay (nearly) in Hampstead?

You can hardly buy a one-bed flat at the bottom of the hill on that income, I'm afraid.
08-30-2018, 01:31 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Ash

You can hardly buy a one-bed flat at the bottom of the hill on that income, I'm afraid.

Well, one has to take into account his previous mountain of earnings from his book sales, a
08-30-2018, 01:31 PM
Sir C

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty92

We're visiting as part of a reconnaissance mission to work out where we'd like to live out of Folkestone, Faversham or Ramsgate.

What say you?

It's hard to answer objectively since they are all utter shítholes, but apparently on the rise. :shrug: Folkestone has a decent seafood restaurant in Rocksalt, Ramsgate is at least showing signs of emerging from its dystopian past, Faversham I haven't been brave enough to drive through since 1984.
08-30-2018, 01:31 PM
Monty92

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ash

You don't need to be rich, just find a nice cosy, romantic coaching inn.

Cosy and romantic :hehe:

The sprogs are coming :-(
08-30-2018, 01:34 PM
AFC East

What about Broadstairs, Deal, Whitstable, Canterbury? I haven’t been to any of them in decades, but they used to be better than the places listed.
08-30-2018, 01:36 PM
Monty92

Quote:

Originally Posted by AFC East

What about Broadstairs, Deal, Whitstable, Canterbury? I haven’t been to any of them in decades, but they used to be better than the places listed.

Yeah, all lovely but train lines back to London not quite so good.
08-30-2018, 01:42 PM
Sir C

Quote:

Originally Posted by AFC East

What about Broadstairs, Deal, Whitstable, Canterbury? I haven’t been to any of them in decades, but they used to be better than the places listed.

They're proper nice, but they're populated by decent Englishmen so I don't think jews are allowed.
08-30-2018, 01:44 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Sir C

They're proper nice, but they're populated by decent Englishmen so I don't think jews are allowed.

Can I just say to anyone of the jewish faith reading this, that I'm only joshing and enjoying epic bantz with monty, and that I will not tolerate anti-semitism in any form and have never shared a platform with Hamas, Hezbollah or a Labour voter.

Apologies for any distress my joke may have caused.
08-30-2018, 02:02 PM
Luis Anaconda

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir C

They're proper nice, but they're populated by decent Englishmen so I don't think jews are allowed.

Corbyn supporters you mean?
08-30-2018, 02:05 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Corbyn supporters you mean?

:hehe: Actually they're all UKippers down there, aren't they? Probably plenty of retired jews too.

I wish I'd never mentioned jews now :-(
08-30-2018, 02:05 PM
Burney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir C

Can I just say to anyone of the jewish faith reading this, that I'm only joshing and enjoying epic bantz with monty, and that I will not tolerate anti-semitism in any form and have never shared a platform with Hamas, Hezbollah or a Labour voter.

Apologies for any distress my joke may have caused.

Hang on. Didn’t you join the Labour Party in order to vote for Corbyn? And now you’re making anti-Semitic remarks on the internet?

Guilty :judge:
08-30-2018, 02:06 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:hehe: Actually they're all UKippers down there, aren't they? Probably plenty of retired jews too.

I wish I'd never mentioned jews now :-(

No good ever comes of it - look at what happened to poor Ken Livingstone
08-30-2018, 02:15 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Hang on. Didn’t you join the Labour Party in order to vote for Corbyn? And now you’re making anti-Semitic remarks on the internet?

Guilty :judge:

:nod: Mind you, I've joined the Tory party to vote for JRM now. I'm proper manipulating British politics these days.
08-30-2018, 02:17 PM
Sir C

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

No good ever comes of it - look at what happened to poor Ken Livingstone

I expect Ken likes to visit Munich. "You know who else used to drink in this Bierkeller..."
08-30-2018, 02:17 PM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by IUFG

DISCO?

get in.
https://i.imgur.com/4p8OSqC.gif

:hehe: Only 4 hours to eat, get pissed and pilled up. Sounds like a mad rush to me...
08-30-2018, 02:18 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:nod: Mind you, I've joined the Tory party to vote for JRM now. I'm proper manipulating British politics these days.

I've joined the Conservatives, too. To vote for the candidate most likely to annoy the socialists currently masquerading as Tories. Rees-Mogg would be ideal, obvs. but I'll take Boris at a pinch.
08-30-2018, 02:39 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I've joined the Conservatives, too. To vote for the candidate most likely to annoy the socialists currently masquerading as Tories. Rees-Mogg would be ideal, obvs. but I'll take Boris at a pinch.

Exactly my thinking. We are the Momentum of Conservatism.
08-30-2018, 02:47 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Exactly my thinking. We are the Momentum of Conservatism.

Centrism out!
08-30-2018, 02:48 PM
Burney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir C

Exactly my thinking. We are the Momentum of Conservatism.

Yes. We should call ourselves ‘Steady on!’
08-30-2018, 03:12 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Ash

Centrism out!

Exactly. Look what it leads to, FFS!

https://twitter.com/AlexJFMorales/st...024446465?s=19
08-30-2018, 03:15 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Ash

Centrism out!

There's nothing centrist about the socialist yoke of Cameron and May under whch we toil, a.

And as for that communist Osborne... :shout:
08-30-2018, 03:48 PM
Luis Anaconda

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir C

I expect Ken likes to visit Munich. "You know who else used to drink in this Bierkeller..."

Well I haven’t seen him but then he probably is a shapeshifter
09-01-2018, 01:16 AM
Harry Balls

You're a cnut. Fishcakes are for Cnuts. Kent-ish is Cnut-ish. Should be a good weekend IMO. Fish breath cnut.
09-01-2018, 07:37 PM
eastgermanautos

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty92

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this :-|

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes :-(

:hehe: .

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