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To be honest, in a game as fluid of football, stats are essentially meaningless
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Oh dear
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Thread 5) Assists are not meaningless. They absolutely are a signifier of quality. >>>
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Fash has already won Flounce of the Year Award
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Left you a reply down below fella.
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LOL - but a few issues on the way out
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Well written P, sums it up well
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Dont let the door hit you on the arse on the way out
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Definitely a bigger prick, but not better looking
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I'm not leaving this place. I'm just going for lunch.
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:cheerio: Thanks for sowing the seeds of unity on your way out!
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Off to A & E to get those bullets out of your foot?
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Oh, that's a shame
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4 minutes That must be the new record.
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ty, m
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Don't leave us bru. Your all-round c**tishness is actually entertaining here imo
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Thread 6) Before I leave to get my sandwich... I'll leave you with Bergkamp's best assists video >>>
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Get a grip you big tart.
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Assists? LA will be turning in his grave imo.
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Why is it only his BEST assists then?
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I thought he was down under
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Hang on. He's off to lunch once he's climbed out of that massive hole.
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Turning on his bar stool more like
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Falling off his bar stool more like
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He is down under and proving it is where men chunder
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As soon as anyone has left here for more than a couple of days they're dead to me Lar.
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Harsh in the extreme
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Hail Jesus of Edinburgh
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Failing to climb on his bar stool
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Has SNOT been officially pronounced dead yet or is he on the 'Missing presumed Dead' list?
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Failing to see his bar stool
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Failing to see
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your sandwich...is it bit like this bloke in the middle..sandwiched like ?
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Re: He won a penalty, but i wouldn't call a wrestling match between two players in the box an assist
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Imo has a very popular styles
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Thanks for sowing the seeds of unity on your way out!