The Assists Collection: 1) People slagging of Arshavin... Statistically he's been our best player.

Please, do show me the combination of Opta stats that Wenger is using to make his stated opinion

Opta decide who wins the Premier league.

But did Wenger say he was our best player as a result

Thread 2) I think we should take Xavi's colossal number of assists away from him. It's a shit stat.

You all look like cúnts.

I love how much you care about this.

You brought it up. You show me. Twat. I guarantee Arshavin isn't top of the Opta stat parameters >>

Tosser.

You sound like the retard now. Do you really think players sit at home thinking

Opta stats will also tell you how many times he gives the ball away with a shit pass

One day, when suffering with gastroenteritis, I had 11 shits

Thread 3) Fabregas mentioned Nasri should have been MOTM because of his goal and assist

A simple tap in.

Also if you are going to go statistical. You need to provide all the details.

You are a f**king clown

He didn't say he was the best, he said it would surprise his critics

I am on fire. Assist of the year awards here I come.

Who assisted with the wiping?

A labrador pup.

Thread 4) Isn't it odd that the world's best playmakers share a huge number of assists in common >>>

Hence the term playmakers. It's hardly that shocking.

Your complete inability to understand the point that everyone else is making is staggering.

How many assists did Seaman make? Shit keeper

Oh but Fash! Assists mean shit, no? They're not playmakers they're play nothings. Shitcunt players!

I thought I was the resident drama queen. Your acting like a kid.

There is NO point you guys are making that is worth shit.

Isn't it odd that you don't reply to people when they disprove you.

You're not your. Don't be a cúnt when I am sticking up for you

I'm quite content in making you lot look like idiots.

You honestly can't identify a single credible point made in that long thread below?

No one's disproved me. They talk asinine shit that's not worth a reply.

I am baffling him with unpredictable postings from myself.

You did a real good job of that

It is a shit stat. The mian argument against being that

Unfortunately you're looking in a mirror, and the asinine shit being spouted is from your own mouth.

All I can see is a bunch of fags trying to pass of an assist as a meaningless stat >>>

Oh f**k me! LET'S GET RID OF ALL STATS. Let's all hold hands and skip. We win as a team wooo. FFS