I reckon Burney was struggling to contain himself

[Burney]

When that fat, horribly ugly French bird was dancing right then next to that shemale.

Jabba the Hutt came to mind.

Oh, that didn't bother me. There are two types of Eurovision contestant: eye candy or freakshow - this was simply the latter.

In which context, of course, our decision to enter an unremarkable song sung by an unremarkable fat, spotty lad was never likely to be successful.

No, I was much more outraged by the way Norway were completely robbed by the Jury votes despite having easily the best song.

Instead, the world's blandest song by the world's blandest singer ended up winning. Still, at least Sweden and Italy's ethnics didn't win.

[Sir C]

Oh, that didn't bother me. There are two types of Eurovision contestant: eye candy or freakshow - this was simply the latter.

In which context, of course, our decision to enter an unremarkable song sung by an unremarkable fat, spotty lad was never likely to be successful.

No, I was much more outraged by the way Norway were completely robbed by the Jury votes despite having easily the best song.

Instead, the world's blandest song by the world's blandest singer ended up winning. Still, at least Sweden and Italy's ethnics didn't win.

It was an absolute disgrace and a fix.

Australia had chicks on sticks, for all love! Swinging around!

They reminded me of a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream on stilts I once saw. Genius.

[Burney]

It was an absolute disgrace and a fix.

Australia had chicks on sticks, for all love! Swinging around!

They reminded me of a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream on stilts I once saw. Genius.

I was quite hoping they'd collide. I was also curious about how they were affixed on said poles. The song was rubbish, though.