Young Matteo. Chap with the hair.

[Burney]

Lord no. The Alan Sunderland perm had much larger curls. This style of perm, very soft and open, reached it's apogee with the Charlie Nicholas lightly permed mullet, of course.

No no, the Sideshow Bob frizz is something different.

Yes. I suppose it is. It's more akin to Leo Sayer, really.

Personally, I don't approve. I like the cut of Torreira's tonsorial jib. Short back and sides - no messing. You can set your watch by a haircut like that.

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[Sir C]

Yes. I suppose it is. It's more akin to Leo Sayer, really.

Personally, I don't approve. I like the cut of Torreira's tonsorial jib. Short back and sides - no messing. You can set your watch by a haircut like that.

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Does he look like a terrier, Torreira? Or something a little more... rodenty?

[Burney]

Does he look like a terrier, Torreira? Or something a little more... rodenty?

He is a little rodenty. I like his face, though.

I just found out he used to play in Fray Bentos. This is literally the first time I've realised the pies are named after a place. I'd always assumed it was a chap.