Have we actually had a proper, old skool English collapse so far this tournament?

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Without wishing to put the mockers on us, we do have one hell of a batting line up at our disposal.

You jinxing cünt.

With the exception of Stokes, all of them collapsed against either SL or Aus. And we couldn't chase down 350 against Pak.

Anyway, if we win the toss, do we bat or not?