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    Speaking of Nigel Slater

    it is now 8 days since I had a fag.

    Piece of píss.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    it is now 8 days since I had a fag.

    Piece of píss.
    Do you vape?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Do you vape?
    I do. Also: crisps.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    it is now 8 days since I had a fag.

    Piece of píss.
    Blimey. What brought this on?

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Blimey. What brought this on?
    Medical. Doctor claimed by blood pressure was 'a little high'. Not what you'd call high blood pressure, but a gnat's cock more than ideal. Made me as angry as hell. I eat well and exercise almost every day, and that's still not good enough for the medical 'profession'? Well fúck them. No salt, no fags. Let's see how they like that!

    Yes, I said no salt.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Medical. Doctor claimed by blood pressure was 'a little high'. Not what you'd call high blood pressure, but a gnat's cock more than ideal. Made me as angry as hell. I eat well and exercise almost every day, and that's still not good enough for the medical 'profession'? Well fúck them. No salt, no fags. Let's see how they like that!

    Yes, I said no salt.
    Fags is one thing. Salt is another. Life without salt just sounds utterly meaningless.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Fags is one thing. Salt is another. Life without salt just sounds utterly meaningless.
    I'm still applying it at the cooking stage, naturally. One requires some salt to live, of course. I just don't add a visible layer at the table any more

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'm still applying it at the cooking stage, naturally. One requires some salt to live, of course. I just don't add a visible layer at the table any more
    Fair enough. So how are you finding vaping? What flavour are you puffing? And is the glw joining you on the wagon?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by sir c View Post
    medical. Doctor claimed by blood pressure was 'a little high'. Not what you'd call high blood pressure, but a gnat's cock more than ideal. Made me as angry as hell. I eat well and exercise almost every day, and that's still not good enough for the medical 'profession'? Well fúck them. No salt, no fags. Let's see how they like that!

    Yes, i said no salt.
    crisps without salt...!!!!
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Medical. Doctor claimed by blood pressure was 'a little high'.
    Sensible medical advice for a man of your age, the smoking bit anyway.

    It was suggested to me post medical that I needed to cut back on alcohol, some nonsense about liver function tests. Anyhow I found this staggering and in fact told the doctor she was wrong. I pointed out to her that my test was not long after the Xmas so what the fúck did she expect. She had even suggested I come back at a later date when somebody would shove their finger up my hole so I have half a mind to report them.

    A subsequent re-test proved in fact that I was the one with the medical knowledge.

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