I have an old friend whose wife

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "Also, why was Gareth Malone weeping uncontrollably?"

Because Charlie was eating budget cocktail sausages

[Burney]

Burney "Also, why was Gareth Malone weeping uncontrollably?"

Because Charlie was eating budget cocktail sausages

Sir C has told me that story before and it's always made me feel slightly uncomfortable about the juxtaposition of his penís and a packet of cocktail sausages.

I don't think I could eat sausages while being able to see my penís. Or anyone else's for that matter.