Most frazzled I ever did be
Smoked a Camberwell carrot jobbie one Saturday evening around 10:00pm.Told the glw I was leaving her to watch the fillum in the living room and I being the gentleman offered to watch MOTD in the kitchen.
Settled down,MOTD music comes on so I reaches over and switch the tv off.Back into the living room and told the glw MOTD was over #busted
Worst I ever was was after I'd bought a teenth off a mate for a trip down to London from Leeds. All he had was some slightly shítty slate, so to make up for the low quality, he threw in a nice blob of sticky black about the size of a pea. Anyway, we were heading back on the coach and I found the blob still in my pocket, so I necked it. The 4-hour coach journey seemed to take about 20 minutes and, when I got back to our house in Leeds, I got lost 100 yards from my own front door.