Good Lord! Jezza is actually surpassing himself at PMQs today.

[Sir C]

Is there actually any scientific correlation between the size of a woman and the size of her vagina?

Absolutely.

I've had some big old units in my younger days

Oh God, the smell, the smell!

[Burney]

Absolutely.

I've had some big old units in my younger days

Oh God, the smell, the smell!

I really wish I hadn't brought Diane Abbott's vagina into this.