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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Errr, mate, we just bought the new Glenn Helder for about £100 million pounds
    As far as I can make out, we haven't so much bought his as taken out a mortgage for him.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    As far as I can make out, we haven't so much bought his as taken out a mortgage for him.
    That's fine. I, too, would bet my mortgage on him being an abortion of a signing.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    That's fine. I, too, would bet my mortgage on him being an abortion of a signing.
    I didn't like the way he came on the other day and just fúcking minced about like a big gay baby.

    I expect a record signing to appear and immediately impose himself. Anything else is abject failure.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I didn't like the way he came on the other day and just fúcking minced about like a big gay baby.

    I expect a record signing to appear and immediately impose himself. Anything else is abject failure.
    Is there some stickball on to enrage you today?

    If you tell your doctor what the crickets do to your mental state I bet he'd prescribe you some valium.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Is there some stickball on to enrage you today?

    If you tell your doctor what the crickets do to your mental state I bet he'd prescribe you some valium.
    There is. In fact, I'm supposed to be going on Saturday, but it may well rain, in which case we shall go and have a nice lunch somewhere.

    I have no need of valium. I'm high on life.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    There is. In fact, I'm supposed to be going on Saturday, but it may well rain, in which case we shall go and have a nice lunch somewhere.

    I have no need of valium. I'm high on life.
    On Saturday I feast.

    Today I find I have lost half a stone in 3 weeks. The dieting therefore ends in 48 hours.

    I have ordered a kilo of ribeye and 200 grams of beef fat from the butcher. I shall use this to make cheeseburgers. These cheeseburgers will be served with chips.

    Cheeseburgers. With chips.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    On Saturday I feast.

    Today I find I have lost half a stone in 3 weeks. The dieting therefore ends in 48 hours.

    I have ordered a kilo of ribeye and 200 grams of beef fat from the butcher. I shall use this to make cheeseburgers. These cheeseburgers will be served with chips.

    Cheeseburgers. With chips.
    I'm now starting to fit comfortably into things that have been opressively tight until recently. This is always a major boost.

    Nothing tastes as good as thin feels, remember.

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