How was your weekend?

[Luis Anaconda]

Two barbecues, lots of work on the garden and I won £40 on the National.

On the downside, the missus was ill all weekend, so I've basically had to do all the cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing, etc.

Oh dear - hope you found time to catch Decline and Fall

[Sir C]

Oh dear - hope you found time to catch Decline and Fall

I've got it recorded, but tonight, of course, it's the University Challenge final! #monkmanismentallyill

[Luis Anaconda]

I've got it recorded, but tonight, of course, it's the University Challenge final! #monkmanismentallyill

I think there is something on at the palace tonight worth watching. Might be wrong

[Sir C]

I think there is something on at the palace tonight worth watching. Might be wrong

If you think I'm missing the University Challenge final in order to watch us concede three from set pieces, you're losing all sense of reality, la.

[Burney]

Oh dear - hope you found time to catch Decline and Fall

I did, of course. I really had forgotten how funny it was.