Stokes. Cipriani. The footballers are really letting the side down, aren't they?

[Burney]

Mine is becoming fully co-educational, for all love.

No standards any more. None whatsoever.

Yes, quite a few girls from E’s year switched to the Eltham sixth form. But that’s the thin end of the wedge, isn’t it? Always ends up with females colonising the place.

Must say I’m always spectacularly grateful for my single-sex education.

Why can’t women just be happy with their own schools? Why must they ruin everything?

[Sir C]

Yes, quite a few girls from E’s year switched to the Eltham sixth form. But that’s the thin end of the wedge, isn’t it? Always ends up with females colonising the place.

Must say I’m always spectacularly grateful for my single-sex education.

Why can’t women just be happy with their own schools? Why must they ruin everything?

There have been girls in the 6th form at EC since 1981. I mean they're going fully, completely, flooded with chicks.

What a nonsense. 13 year old boys have enough to distract them without encouraging them to peer up netball skirts.