What on earth is going on?

[Sir C]

What? Have you not read Jonathan Wilson's latest: Tessellating the Dodecahedron?

It's not just about lumping it up to the big lad and getting it in the mixer any more, you know.

Get it wide, get it to the byeline, get it across the six yard box. Keep doing that and we'll be fine.

[Burney]

Get it wide, get it to the byeline, get it across the six yard box. Keep doing that and we'll be fine.

Eyebrows at the near stick?

[Sir C]

Eyebrows at the near stick?

Spotter's badge for b.

I still miss Ron so much.

[Burney]

Spotter's badge for b.

I still miss Ron so much.

Much though it pains me to concede it, I must admit you were right. He was the canary in the coalmine. I think you can trace a very clear line from Ron's downfall to the absolute blizzard of moral outrage we see today.

First they came for those who called French centre-halves 'thick, lazy ni99ers' and I did nothing...'

[Sir C]

Much though it pains me to concede it, I must admit you were right. He was the canary in the coalmine. I think you can trace a very clear line from Ron's downfall to the absolute blizzard of moral outrage we see today.

First they came for those who called French centre-halves 'thick, lazy ni99ers' and I did nothing...'

And how well I remember those who were most rabid in demanding his head: jorge and headgear. That should have given you a clue that you were on the wrong side of history.

[Ash]

Get it wide, get it to the byeline, get it across the six yard box. Keep doing that and we'll be fine.

Is that you, Unai?

[Sir C]

Is that you, Unai?

Lols. He only even manages to be that exciting down one flank. "Alex you geev it to Sead hon the hoverlap, Sead, you smash eet into the crowd."