Smith nailed on for a century here

[WES]

Siddle looks more likely!

Yeah he just hit a four - cheers mate

[PSRB]

Yeah he just hit a four - cheers mate

This is getting irritating now

[Burney]

This is getting irritating now

England can just fúck off. Why are they always, always like this? Why can't they just be fúcking competent and knock over the number nine batsman? Why? 40-odd years I've been watching these ****s and they never fail to find new ways to fúck me over. We're going to lose this match now. You watch. ****s.

[PSRB]

England can just fúck off. Why are they always, always like this? Why can't they just be fúcking competent and knock over the number nine batsman? Why? 40-odd years I've been watching these ****s and they never fail to find new ways to fúck me over. We're going to lose this match now. You watch. ****s.

A 90 mph+ bowler would be quite handy right about now.......

[Burney]

A 90 mph+ bowler would be quite handy right about now.......

Wouldn't he, though? Terrorising Siddle and hurrying Smith. Still, at least we've got Jimmy nursing his fúcking calf strain instead, the old, record-breaking ****.