Originally Posted by Sir C It's a boil. Take a needle and heat it in your lighter flame, then ram it in and allow the pus to flow free. I once tried this on my anal sphincter. It didn't end well. That's because it was a haemmorhoid, amirite?
Originally Posted by Burney That's because it was a haemmorhoid, amirite? Yes, except I wasn't aware of that and thought it was a boil. There were other circumstances which made the whole thing quite distressing.
Originally Posted by Sir C Yes, except I wasn't aware of that and thought it was a boil. There were other circumstances which made the whole thing quite distressing. Was it your honeymoon?
Originally Posted by Burney Was it your honeymoon? It was. You have remembered the tale. Maltese doctor, shouting: "What, you're on honeymoon? Madam, I have grounds for annulment!"
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