They can't arbitrarily ban the rumble of the V8, the buzzsaw whine of the straight 6

[Sir C]

They've got no jizz anymore, it seems. Sperm counts are tanking amongst western men.

It's hardly surprising. Chaps simply aren't allowed to be chaps any more.

Of course, these days my dessicated old sac produces nothing more than a puff of dust. But that's another story.

[Burney]

It's hardly surprising. Chaps simply aren't allowed to be chaps any more.

Of course, these days my dessicated old sac produces nothing more than a puff of dust. But that's another story.

I reckon it's all this porn they have now. They're wánking away their substance if you ask me.

By the way, thank you for forcing me to consider both your wrinkly sac AND the nature of your ejaculate in a single sentence.