Lunch: 2 homemade onion bhajis, yoghurt and mint dip, 1 Hot Peperrami, Banana, grapes

[Burney]

It tastes of melancholy and poor life choices.

I’m finishing on Friday. I’ve done 5lbs in 3 weeks, and that’s sort of enough.

On Friday night I’m going to eat a plateful of chips.

I've been at it about seven weeks and I've lost a stone or so. Might as well carry on imo. It doesn't bother me as much as it does you.

Mind you, I've got sacks of potatoes I've grown and am having to give away. That irks a little. And I haven't even dug up my maincrop yet!

[Sir C]

I've been at it about seven weeks and I've lost a stone or so. Might as well carry on imo. It doesn't bother me as much as it does you.

Mind you, I've got sacks of potatoes I've grown and am having to give away. That irks a little. And I haven't even dug up my maincrop yet!

A stone? Just how far had you let things slide, you greedy fat sod?

[Burney]

A stone? Just how far had you let things slide, you greedy fat sod?

That is between me and my priest.

[Sir C]

That is between me and my priest.

Chips in sandwiches with noodles and fried rice.

[Burney]

Chips in sandwiches with noodles and fried rice.

If you had to choose one carb that you were allowed, which would it be? Bread? Spuds? Pasta?

I think it would have to be bread for me.

[Sir C]

If you had to choose one carb that you were allowed, which would it be? Bread? Spuds? Pasta?

I think it would have to be bread for me.

Bread, definitely bread. You can use it to soak up your gravy, for all love.

[Burney]

Bread, definitely bread. You can use it to soak up your gravy, for all love.

Exactly. And all manner of lovely juices. There is literally no point in eating certain things without bread.