There is a lady in from the auditors. Someone went to introduce themselves

[Burney]

extended a hand she replies 'I don't shake hands'

Is this a Jewish thing Monty?

Is she a lady Allan? They often refuse a handshake.

[Pat Vegas]

Is she a lady Allan? They often refuse a handshake.

I assume she was Jewish as she had a bag with Hebrew on it.

[Burney]

I assume she was Jewish as she had a bag with Hebrew on it.

I wouldn't know Hebrew from Arabic, if I'm honest, but from that one might conclude that she's some sort of Orthodox joo.

[Pat Vegas]

I wouldn't know Hebrew from Arabic, if I'm honest, but from that one might conclude that she's some sort of Orthodox joo.

Hebrew is more square, sort of looks like Stonehenge. and Arabic more squiggly.

[Burney]

Hebrew is more square, sort of looks like Stonehenge. and Arabic more squiggly.

Meh. They all píss in the same pot, f.