Who would win a war between the UK and Russia? I personally think it's

[Burney]

Yes, it must be said that Uncle Sam has a history of being somewhat late to the party...

There was that old Cold War joke wasn't there, that the US had been late for the first two world wars, so they were determined to make damn sure they were on time for number three by starting it.

[Sir C]

There was that old Cold War joke wasn't there, that the US had been late for the first two world wars, so they were determined to make damn sure they were on time for number three by starting it.

My major concern is whether or not I'll be able to resurrect the second world war's finest gag: "She wears utility knickers, one yank and they're off!"