I'm going for a common(ish) Subway tonight.

[Pat Vegas]

I've never tried Subway. Is it a sortt of posh McDonalds like Five Guys? That sort of thing?

No it's rolls, you tell em what you want them,
then they don't understand you and do something else.

and the price always seems to be different.

[Burney]

No it's rolls, you tell em what you want them,
then they don't understand you and do something else.

and the price always seems to be different.

In my - admittedly limited - experience, all the rolls taste the same regardless of the ingredients you specify.