How do you feel about Champagne these days? I'm now wary of it I must admit. Normally, when I have a Champagne glass in my hand, it's because I'm waiting until they serve the real drink.Originally Posted by Sir C
How do you feel about Champagne these days? I'm now wary of it I must admit. Normally, when I have a Champagne glass in my hand, it's because I'm waiting until they serve the real drink.
I consider it one of the essential foods. A glass or two prepares the liver for the rest of the onslaught.
Are you not at all concerned about your capacity for making the sex after a hearty 3-course meal and lashings of sleep-inducing fizz?
I mean, you can't take the missus to a fancy hotel for your wedding anniversary and not mark the occasion with intercourse.
Can we please not discuss Sir and Lady C's conjugals (or lack thereof)? The image of him marking things with intercourse is really too much.
May I remind you that my own conjugals (or lack thereof) have been a constant source of fascination to you both since I revealed that I may not be enjoying the most fruitful period of my life, fanny-wise.
Well that's because you were foolish enough to volunteer the information. You can hardly expect us to let a morsel like the fact that your missus wants none of you pass, can you?
Actually, and I hope very much that this brings the whole matter to a close, there has been some progress in this regard.Well that's because you were foolish enough to volunteer the information. You can hardly expect us to let a morsel like the fact that your missus wants none of you pass, can you?
My shrivelled half inch prawn is of little use in matters of sexytime, m. I have my memories and they suffice.
Oh dear, sounds like you need to reignite the flames for you both.
Have you considered taking her up the Oxo Tower?
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