Picked up the boy from school earlier and his teacher took me aside and sheepishly

[Monty92]

Did your lad smash his fúcking teeth in in responce? If not, you need to thrash the little fúcker to within an inch of his life.

You're just creating another professional victim. You know that, right?

The problem is, we've told him that hitting makes you a bully. But little Mohammed is clearly just lashing out in response to western imperialism. How do you teach a three-and-a-half year old *that*?

It's literally a minefield, Jeff