Why were you playing with your cat naked? I accept I dont really want to know the answer, its more a rhetorical questionOriginally Posted by Sir C
in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out
Does anyone want to buy a cat?
I wasn't playing with him. I was standing in the kitchen enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.
Hang on. Were you sitting down?
I've sat on those seats, for god's sake.
In the buff? At your age?
With cats about?
At what age does one magically cease to ever be naked, p?
In the kitchen, with a cup of earl gray? I am not sure that is ever appropriate.
The human body is a beautiful thing, p.
It sort of isn't though, is it. Its actually a bit gross.
I think that's a secondary matter to whether he was sat bare-arsed on chairs onto which he will happily invite unsuspecting guests to perch.
He's worse than Weinstein imo.
Presumably you would be sitting on these chairs full clothed? Does it really matter? Unless you are intending to lick them first I think you are ok.
Perhaps bring a packet of wet wipes for your next visit?
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