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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    All normal human beins are scared of heights. Why wouldn't you be scared of heights, you maniac?
    Because falling from them can make you die. It requires an extraordinary lack of imagination not to appreciate this fact.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Because falling from them can make you die. It requires an extraordinary lack of imagination not to appreciate this fact.
    Eaxctly. Which explains my fear of spiders. Those fúckers can kill you with one sting.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Eaxctly. Which explains my fear of spiders. Those fúckers can kill you with one sting.
    I am no David Attenborough but do spiders sting?

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    I am no David Attenborough but do spiders sting?
    Yep. Sting you dead, the fúckers. Especially the ****s you find in the bath with the really long legs.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yep. Sting you dead, the fúckers. Especially the ****s you find in the bath with the really long legs.
    Do they not bite you?

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Do they not bite you?
    No they most certainly do not, for I outsmart them by shouting until Mrs C comes and takes them away. :shrood:

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No they most certainly do not, for I outsmart them by shouting until Mrs C comes and takes them away. :shrood:
    You big fúcking Dutch gay.

    I once held a tarantula in my hand, naturally this was not an action of choice but one I was coerced into and in order to retain my Snake Pliskin type image with my children I styled it out.

    I was fúcking ****ting bricks.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Because falling from them can make you die. It requires an extraordinary lack of imagination not to appreciate this fact.
    Scissors, bricks, kitchen knives and roasting trays - all could ultimately kill you under the right circumstances. Are you afraid of those as well?

    The question isn't really what can make you die, but rather what is likely to make you die and under what circumstances? To be afraid of a circumstance which is likely to kill you makes sense, to be afraid of one that is not, does not.

    So if you are afraid of being 38,000 feet up in a plane because falling 38,000 feet would kill you makes no sense at all because the probability that that happens is so small that you shouldn't worry about it. Same with heights unless the circumstance warrants it.

    Basically, sounds like you are all pussies.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by WES View Post
    Scissors, bricks, kitchen knives and roasting trays - all could ultimately kill you under the right circumstances. Are you afraid of those as well?

    The question isn't really what can make you die, but rather what is likely to make you die and under what circumstances? To be afraid of a circumstance which is likely to kill you makes sense, to be afraid of one that is not, does not.

    So if you are afraid of being 38,000 feet up in a plane because falling 38,000 feet would kill you makes no sense at all because the probability that that happens is so small that you shouldn't worry about it. Same with heights unless the circumstance warrants it.

    Basically, sounds like you are all pussies.
    For the record, I'm not at all scared of heights but am a raging bender when it comes to spiders.

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