Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
Pssssst....if you're still struggling to, ahem, "arrive", Heidi Allen is currently on the BBC.

I mean, if you can look past the jawline, there's something approaching a moderatelt attractive woman, there.
Thing is, I loathe her so much I’d feel duty-bound to basically render her wheelchair-bound after coition and at my age I’m not sure I have the energy for sex that angry or vigorous.