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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Unlearning, how appropriate.

    Just out of interest, the article shows a sign that says 'C*nt touch this'.......it doesnt appear to make sense.

    I am happy to admit that I have looked at women's bodies. I have tried to be subtle about it but have apparently failed to be on many occasions.

    I wish I could say that I was sorry and that it will never happen again but I am afraid it just isn't true. I will do it again.
    It's the bottoms that get me, p. :sigh:

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's the bottoms that get me, p. :sigh:
    Yes. Breasts are the snare if the younger, less inexperienced fellow, I think.

    Arses, on the other hand...arses. Yes....Mmmmm.

    Sorry, what were we talking about?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. Breasts are the snare if the younger, less inexperienced fellow, I think.

    Arses, on the other hand...arses. Yes....Mmmmm.

    Sorry, what were we talking about?
    Kinckers knackers knockers!

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Kinckers knackers knockers!
    Of course, arses are also good because - unlike tits - you can gawp at them to your heart’s content without the object of your attention noticing. With breasts, you have to be subtle

    Oh, god! I’m basically Harvey Weinstein, aren’t I?

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Of course, arses are also good because - unlike tits - you can gawp at them to your heart’s content without the object of your attention noticing. With breasts, you have to be subtle

    Oh, god! I’m basically Harvey Weinstein, aren’t I?
    No, he had loads of women, you are almost a virgin in comparison
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It's the bottoms that get me, p. :sigh:
    Legs for me

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Legs for me
    I'll save some for you

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'll save some for you
    One may as well have a glance at the whole thing.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    One may as well have a glance at the whole thing.
    Indeed, P. The IPSF is on the case, as we speak

    http://www.bbc.com/sport/41652997
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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