So what's the Lukaku chant then?

[Burney]

That would imply that his legs are only 2 ft long.

The thing is a nonsense.

Yes. 'Plays both halves, with his bellend by his calves' would be more accurate.

[Pokster]

Yes. 'Plays both halves, with his bellend by his calves' would be more accurate.

If that was the case I'm sure people would have noticed? If it is that big then he would have to make sure it wasn't caught offside...

[Burney]

If that was the case I'm sure people would have noticed? If it is that big then he would have to make sure it wasn't caught offside...

Surely that would only be a problem if he became sexually aroused on the field of play, though, p?

[Pokster]

Surely that would only be a problem if he became sexually aroused on the field of play, though, p?

Well surely it depends if it is 24 inches when flacid or when he sees your mum?, if it is when flacid then he must be risking a red card for dangerous play, the whiplash that could cause if it smacked you about your head would be quite severe.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Yes. 'Plays both halves, with his bellend by his calves' would be more accurate.

At least that actually rhymes, unlike the northern monkeys' goals/toes attempt.