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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Fatter than Hendon Gooner?
    Who he? Never saw the chap. Proper lard bucket was he?

    Who was the nasty bet-welcher who worked for Mothercare. Jew fella. Called me a mensch for sticking up for jews, then wished me dead for defending Wenger.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Who he? Never saw the chap. Proper lard bucket was he?

    Who was the nasty bet-welcher who worked for Mothercare. Jew fella. Called me a mensch for sticking up for jews, then wished me dead for defending Wenger.
    I don't recall exactly what our beef was, but it got particularly bad when he unilaterally invited his f*cking 12-year old nephew to an Awimb 5-a-side match that I'd organised.

    Anyway, we met at the pitches and immediately started piling into each other. Clawet everywhere.

    Only joking, we exchanged awkard bantz and then played a perfectly amicable game of highly mediocre football together.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I don't recall exactly what our beef was, but it got particularly bad when he unilaterally invited his f*cking 12-year old nephew to an Awimb 5-a-side match that I'd organised.

    Anyway, we met at the pitches and immediately started piling into each other. Clawet everywhere.

    Only joking, we exchanged awkard bantz and then played a perfectly amicable game of highly mediocre football together.
    His "12 year-old nephew", eh?

    Nonce.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    I don't recall exactly what our beef was, but it got particularly bad when he unilaterally invited his f*cking 12-year old nephew to an Awimb 5-a-side match that I'd organised.

    Anyway, we met at the pitches and immediately started piling into each other. Clawet everywhere.

    Only joking, we exchanged awkard bantz and then played a perfectly amicable game of highly mediocre football together.
    Who? The fat bástard or the Mothercare jew?

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Who? The fat bástard or the Mothercare jew?
    The Mothercare Jew sounds like a gangster or a superhero.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The Mothercare Jew sounds like a gangster or a superhero.
    You remember the fellow. Remarkably vicious vocabulary. Had a bet about something with Ian Harvey - the forfiet being he would have to wear a Spurs shirt - lost - welched. You remember?

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You remember the fellow. Remarkably vicious vocabulary. Had a bet about something with Ian Harvey - the forfiet being he would have to wear a Spurs shirt - lost - welched. You remember?
    Oh, yes. I think la and his remarkably intact memory are correct - Gilbert Silva.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, yes. I think la and his remarkably intact memory are correct - Gilbert Silva.
    Jesus, look how my fingers created the word 'forfeit' there.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The Mothercare Jew sounds like a gangster or a superhero.
    Superhero - that would be brilliant. Will sell a lot when Jeremy becomes PM on Friday

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