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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Well, at some point it will burst and release a heady mixture of blood and pus.

    In your throat.

    Does that sound bad to you?
    Oh, I'm going to die then.

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Oh, I'm going to die then.
    Do you have bad breath?

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Do you have bad breath?
    No more than anyone who smokes but not that anyone has mentioned

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    No more than anyone who smokes but not that anyone has mentioned
    Go and see your Doctor, psrb.

    I've seen mine this week for the results of my MOT and poke up the arse.

    The amount of times the doc said "well at your age..."

    In short, I'm getting old and knackered.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Go and see your Doctor, psrb.

    I've seen mine this week for the results of my MOT and poke up the arse.

    The amount of times the doc said "well at your age..."

    In short, I'm getting old and knackered.
    Did he do it with his hands on your shoulders?

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Did he do it with his hands on your shoulders?
    No. But he did say "brace yourself" or very similar
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    No. But he did say "brace yourself" or very similar
    It's when they hand you a tissue to clean up all the lubricant they've left up there that's worst. Having just been anally penetrated, you're then expected to wipe your arse in front of your penetrator.

    My feeling is that they ought to do it. 'You put it there, you clean it up, mate.'

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Do you have bad breath?
    It's okay, went outside and had a large hack and seems to have cleared itself........just now have an annoying cough instead

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    It's okay, went outside and had a large hack and seems to have cleared itself........just now have an annoying cough instead
    Did anything come up? Was it the mother of all flobs?

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Did anything come up? Was it the mother of all flobs?
    Yes, all rather unpleasant

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