I think it's fairly clear that middle aged people in this country drink far more than anyone realises.Originally Posted by IUFG
Meanwhile, we've got a generation of young adults who think caffeine is a hard drug. Pussies.
I think it's fairly clear that middle aged people in this country drink far more than anyone realises.
Meanwhile, we've got a generation of young adults who think caffeine is a hard drug. Pussies.
Something has to replace the mdma, b.
A few of us old mates met up in Amsterdam about 5-6 years ago.
about twenty 40+ year olds having it, as it were, large.
The only difference from my youth was that we stayed in nicer hotels.
What an absolute, fúcking shambles we must have looked
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
A number of people in their 20s report to me. They're nice enough, but fvck me, they're credulous, ignorant, dull and censorious. Constantly on the lookout for something that might offend and seem to think that if they're more than five minutes away from a glass of water, they'll desiccate. Take last week for example. We'd just done a big awards thing that had gone well and so we all pile into the nearest fancy bar to celebrate a job well done. So I'm buying (well, the company is, but via my expenses) and ask them all what they want. I kid you not, half of the little spastics didn't even want to order an alcoholic drink. Obviously, I bullied most of them into doing so, but even then they nursed them for about an hour and then gradually trickled away.Something has to replace the mdma, b.
A few of us old mates met up in Amsterdam about 5-6 years ago.
about twenty 40+ year olds having it, as it were, large.
The only difference from my youth was that we stayed in nicer hotels.
What an absolute, fúcking shambles we must have looked
The last three left standing were the most senior members of staff - all of us in our 40s. Meanwhile the youngsters were all safely tucked up in bed getting their eight hours. Seriously, what a fvcking tedious generation.
Wd you and your colleagues
Tedious? Stop talking them up
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
One of them actually left with the excuse that they had to go to the gym. I had no words.Wd you and your colleagues
Tedious? Stop talking them up
What the actual fúck?One of them actually left with the excuse that they had to go to the gym. I had no words.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
That's another thing. They're all so fvcking health-conscious. The little cvnts think they're going to live forever.
They all live with their mums, don't they? That's got to slow you down a bit. You can't roll in every night battered, puking and pissing in the wardrobe, in your mum's house.Wd you and your colleagues
Tedious? Stop talking them up
To my mind, that's no excuse. If your senior management is offering you basically limitless free drink, you damn well take their arm off and get properly fired in. You don't faff about like a nun at an orgy and then pìss off home.They all live with their mums, don't they? That's got to slow you down a bit. You can't roll in every night battered, puking and pissing in the wardrobe, in your mum's house.
Quite frankly if it keeps them out of the pubs I am not going to complain
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