Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I had 5 failed attempts at the mayonnaise last night. 5. In. A. Row. No idea why. Now I'm too scared to try again.
Lord. I feel somehow responsible for this, having made you doubt the power of the method - however briefly.


Hang on. This is actually about mayonnaise, isn't it? This isn't a veiled attempt to tell me about your impotence, is it? :-/