Who's going to a wedding at the beginning of March?

[Burney]

The Irish are an ethnic minority in the UK. I lived in your country for many years as an ethnic minority.

Please don't continue to oppress me or I shall be offended.

So does that mean I'm an ethnic minority? Am I being oppressed? And, more importantly, can I make any money out of it?

[SWv2]

So does that mean I'm an ethnic minority? Am I being oppressed? And, more importantly, can I make any money out of it?

I don't think regular summer holidays in Wexford count.

[Burney]

I don't think regular summer holidays in Wexford count.

Irish mother + Irish father + Left-footer = paddy imo.

I reckon I must definitely have been oppressed at some point by the ******* English. I mean I can't think of when it was, but as soon as I do, I'm getting lawyered up.

[Sir C]

Irish mother + Irish father + Left-footer = paddy imo.

I reckon I must definitely have been oppressed at some point by the ******* English. I mean I can't think of when it was, but as soon as I do, I'm getting lawyered up.

Bogtrotter. How come you've got a British passport? It's a fúcking disgrace. If I had my way I'd send the lot of you home.

[Burney]

Bogtrotter. How come you've got a British passport? It's a fúcking disgrace. If I had my way I'd send the lot of you home.

Which half of yourself would you send home?

[Sir C]

Which half of yourself would you send home?

My mother had a British passport mate. She was as English as roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

[SWv2]

My mother had a British passport mate. She was as English as roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

My young lad has about 4 light sabres in the house yet he is not actually a Jedi.

[Burney]

My mother had a British passport mate. She was as English as roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.

My parents have always had Irish passports for reasons I don't really understand.

[SWv2]

Irish mother + Irish father + Left-footer = paddy imo.

I reckon I must definitely have been oppressed at some point by the ******* English. I mean I can't think of when it was, but as soon as I do, I'm getting lawyered up.

Yes but you have long since denounced your proud Irish heritage even though it is not one to be ashamed off like the Dutch hand pisser.

Being an ethnic minority and being oppressed as a result is not something you can just turn on and off.

People died remember.

[Burney]

Yes but you have long since denounced your proud Irish heritage even though it is not one to be ashamed off like the Dutch hand pisser.

Being an ethnic minority and being oppressed as a result is not something you can just turn on and off.

People died remember.

Clearly, sw, you are not up with the latest understanding of micro-aggressions. I can identify as anything and be offended by anything I bloody well like.

I can certainly remember someone telling an Irish joke I didn't find at all funny. Does that count? Mind you, I did always like the one about the two IRA me whose bomb goes off early and Mick says 'Paddy, I've lost an arm', to which Mick replies 'No you haven't, Paddy, It's over here."

Very funny, I thought.