Picked up the boy from school earlier and his teacher took me aside and sheepishly

[Burney]

That is every heterosexual relationship, summed up in five seconds.

Its a wonderful piece of performance art.

They all slap your face and steal your dummy in the end.

[Peter]

They all slap your face and steal your dummy in the end.

Or your house. Or your dignity. Or whatever the law deems them entitled to, which is pretty much everything.

Women, eh