I've just seen something on Twitter about 'professional' women's football.

[Burney]

I resent that remark. The only misogyny we see here is from the weird septic always talking about banging hookers.

That reminds me! I had a dream last night where I opened a business in a red light district that sold hooker supplies - wet wipes, condoms, lube, mouthwash, etc.

It was called 'PROSTITUTE!' and had a lovely neon pink awning with red lettering.

I was making a killing.

[Sir C]

That reminds me! I had a dream last night where I opened a business in a red light district that sold hooker supplies - wet wipes, condoms, lube, mouthwash, etc.

It was called 'PROSTITUTE!' and had a lovely neon pink awning with red lettering.

I was making a killing.

This dream means that you secretly yearn for a career change to long distance lorry driver.

[Burney]

This dream means that you secretly yearn for a career change to long distance lorry driver.

Oh, no. I got on very well with my clients. There was no funny business.

[IUFG]

That reminds me! I had a dream last night where I opened a business in a red light district that sold hooker supplies - wet wipes, condoms, lube, mouthwash, etc.

It was called 'PROSTITUTE!' and had a lovely neon pink awning with red lettering.

I was making a killing.

Good knowledge of what's in a hooker's kit bag, b.

[Burney]

Good knowledge of what's in a hooker's kit bag, b.

Genius! I could sell exactly such kitbags! A sort of 24-hour ration pack of supplies - with discounts for scale. Starter kits for those new to to the game. Security bags with mace, rape alarms, tracking devices - that sort of thing.

I definitely think I could get this off the ground.