Finally, Chelsea getting what's been coming!

[Burney]

"And John Terry's pictures of cartoon chimps have lost 90% of their value."

I find much of modern life confusing, but this sentence is at once bewildering and mildly alarming.

It's your Non-Fungible Tokens, innit. These are very expensive pictures of cartoon apes. Terry's been mad for them.

[PSRB]

It's your Non-Fungible Tokens, innit. These are very expensive pictures of cartoon apes. Terry's been mad for them.

I don't get the whole NFT thing at all but anything that loses Terry money must be good

[Sir C]

It's your Non-Fungible Tokens, innit. These are very expensive pictures of cartoon apes. Terry's been mad for them.

Ah yes, the NFTs. I began reading an article explaining all about these, but mid-way though the first paragraph I realised I was in danger of opening a vein if I continued reading. So I remain happy in my ignorance.

[PSRB]

Ah yes, the NFTs. I began reading an article explaining all about these, but mid-way though the first paragraph I realised I was in danger of opening a vein if I continued reading. So I remain happy in my ignorance.

Pretty much my stance.

[Sir C]

Pretty much my stance.

Apart from any other considerations, anything containing a word as ghastly as 'fungible' is to be avoided is to be avoided at all costs.

[Burney]

Apart from any other considerations, anything containing a word as ghastly as 'fungible' is to be avoided is to be avoided at all costs.

As far as I can make out, they're custom designed to part the rich and/or gullible from their money. Like the tulip fever, but you don't even get any nice flowers.